Returning home, I took forward to
the thrill
Of another lecture or another pointless drill.
Ascend the front steps dreading further war
Why the fuck is my key not fitting in the door?
I guess I'm not wanted I wonder what I'll do
I've already been banned from my friends houses too.
I wonder what I did to make my mum so mad
no perfect homelife but the only one I had.
Oh my god, mum changed the locks.
Now I've got my freedom but no place to go
No prospects or money to go to a show
I haven't got on well with my mum all year
Can't use the phone to call my friends for a beer.
When he walks into the room men
sit up and women swoon
everybody murmurs "He's here"
He's the most important guy
never stop to why
He's alwats got so much to say
He's so cool, he
makes rules
Many witty anecdotes one day he will surely choke
on a story from far away
He's so cool he'll never die,
makes us laugh & makes us cry
If only he'd promise to stay home
He's the man
He is the man for us
He's Mr, Mr Charisma
We see him every other day, he's another world away
We could hang with him all the time
He's too perfect to be true,
I can doubt but so would you
patiently I'm waiting to find out
What's behind......that
sickly smile
Mr. Charisma
Well I went to your bother but your brother lied
He said what you see on the outsde is what you get inside
I said I'd like to believe it but I have my doubts
and I think he might be evil but I wouldn't want to shout about
it
He's so strange
He's quite deranged
Mr Charisma
We're on line and we're fine but
we're out of tme
not a crime it's a sign there by the grace of god goes I
could it be that you see one of your family insanity
affecting the paternity of your family tree
There's your dad
look at him over there, he's looking sad.
Getting round, round the town now you're going down
to that place it's the case you barely recognise the face
There he is, looking in, to the garbage bin
with a grin, he's not so thin.
Could it be, that it's plain to see.....a lobotomy
There's your dad, there is your dad
look at him over there, he's looking sad
There's your dad, there is your dad
Why don't you go and talk to him he's not that bad
DAD
If you haven't the time when he's running wild to
confide in the man that has got the master plan
well you won't be alone you'll have kids of your own
and then what's to be said when you have
to rest your head on a newspaper bed
I get tired of finding out, that
what
you think is given in the best relationships
is just a pile of shit.
Well I get tired of finding out that what you take
for granted is thrown back in your face
sometimes it seems too late.
To educate when there is a national debate, on an
issue that appears to be straight-forward and
you say it's alright, but it's not alright it's not alright.
To ignore is to condone it if you think
about it don't shut up. You might as well be speaking
at the next one nation meeting.
And everytime you have a pointless dickhead relating
another unfunny ignorant joke based on pigment you should say
That belongs in yesterday.
Start today you can say it's not okay, don't go along for the
ride
well it's not too late for you to say when they say that it's all
right
well it's not alright, it's not alright
Some of my best friends are racist.
I get tired of finding out that what you
take for granted is thrown back in your face.
What a fucking waste.
Please don't feed me that old bullshit of the
whisperings of the soul, you must be dreaming coz
my soul is screaming to shut up you reactionary fuck.
I've never been the type to travel
on the sea
without at least a pint to keep me company
never in my dreams did I imagine a vessel of this
nature existed for our pleasure, it's so hard to believe
that we will embark and sail the open sea all the while
we will be accompanied by a sense of well-being
and a million years
Sail away on this ship of beers
The sea is getting rough, but we're oblivious
to the danger of the savage force of this
tremendous raging beast, we're
lying down below dreaming of the land where the trees
are shaped like cans and we're wholly confident of
this craft and our inevitable descent along with the crew
and captain I suspect are sinking down into a drunken stupor.
Sail away
Something must be wrong, the sea is very angry now
it won't be long till Davy Jones can claim me - hopefully
he'll feel like a cleansing ale after all he's only human.
Sail away on this ship of beers.
If it's easier to discuss this
privately without your dad the
minister who doesn't take
kindly to your pursuits then
I'll oblige.
Was it you that was found
with your pants down
watching your favourite cartoon
yelling at the shopkeeper
for the changing of the channel
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
well it ma be inappropriate
for someone in your position
as a cop to satisfy
yourself at the blue light disco
say to yourself:
"Be still my beating off"
there's no crime when you choose your time
and your place to masturbate in a public place
you will be disgraced, it's your right to choose
wheter or not you want to be on the news.
Well I'm sure the judge will
look lightly
on your case considering I saw him
earlier at the footy
having a quick one off the wrist then
say to yourself:
Be still my beating off.
Some people say that your brain is
a product
if I bought it today I would take it back tomorrow
So many defects and faults sometimes I wish I didn't
need one at all because
I hate my brain.
When ignorance gets a hold of your neurones then it's not hard
to be tempted by its bliss its easy to get annoyed
when you focus on one thing until it almost disappears.
I hate my brain.
Some people say that your brain is your master not your
mind or your soul, it is what you have to follow,
I guess I'll try to find sme common ground so we
can get along, I said: I hate my brain.
You remind me of a god you are my
hero
An authority on all and sundry, it's remarkable your
depth of knowledge but there's something wrong
with your eyes.
What are they protecting you from
There's something wrong with your eyelids.
Well we live in a nation where
Nike shoes and
Pepsi cans are breeding like cancerous cells
It's not hard to believe it and it's hard to ignore it when
our governments get on so well, well well....
U.S.Anus
If you don't want to face it then you have to
embrace it like the virus of that big golden sign.
It's the great open market if we're good we'll get
rewarded with some lunch money and a chance
to buy, we've got to buy or say goodbye.
U.S.Anus
When we go down, down, down, to that distinctive
sound of the universe when ready to blow
we can be safe in the knowledge of that flag saluting
protection cause we'll almost be the first to go, the first to
go.
U.S.Anus
I thought you were by my sides
before I had to run and hide
from the caring constabulary
they're there to protect you and me
How can you be justified
making money from peoples lives
we don't believe in what you say
you break my arms/legs but that's O.K.
I got the fuck kicked out of me by constable care.
I turn off the TV as I switch off
my head
It's almost like bad fiction I have already read,
well I think I'll come around and shoot your parents instead.
But then I'd go to gaol and I don't like being cooped up inside.
I may have lost my self-respect but I still got my pride.
I would steal a car but I don't know how to drive.
The common law that binds us and that keeps us in place
Is often misconstructed as a god-awful waste
And it starts to unwind with a kick in the face.
Legal. That's Not.
I would take a cricket bat to a jewellery store
That's if I had a spine and it was within the law
I would give you the keys to the whole shopping mall.
I could take a cash machine and run down the street
That's if I had some muscles and was quick on my feet
I'm afraid it's a fact that I'm inherently weak
And that's just not legal.
I turn off the TV as I switch off my head
I wonder should I got out or just rot here in bed
or I could burn down a school just to show that I cared
Senseless acts of violence are not really my game
I'm much too scared of getting caught or even worse - maimed
and to swim with no arms well it's just not the same.
That's just not legal.
I have been feeling below par
I cannot even find the green
I'm feeling under the weather
That is to say it's on top of
me. I don't feel good today
I can't help it anyway.
I cannot help my emissions
even if maybe they're a social faux pas
gastronomical extradition's
I shoudldn't have spent all my time at the bar.
Hakimashita, I've soiled myself again.
My stomachs subsiding it's about time
I'm thinking of returning to duty now
Hang on I'm not sure that's such a
good idea I might return to the bowl,
I don't feel good today
I can't help it anyway
Hakimashita.
Language has never been much of a
barrier when it applies to this
There's not many misunderstandings that
arise following a vomit kiss.
17. Guns Don't Kill Ducklings (ducklings kill ducklings)
When you see that feathered friend
better get out of they way,
especially if they're packing a piece better arm youself today.
It's us or them have to stop in their tracks,
Always watching your back.
It's a time to kill not a time to die so load your weapons now,
There's a dark cloud on the skyline better shoot the suckers
down.
They're out to get out, you better be first.
Give them what they deserve.
Guns don't kill ducklings, ducklings kill ducklings
they're the biggest threat to your masculinity.
It is not a sport if the other team doesn't want to play.
Need to lend a helping gun don't let them get away.
Pick on someone with a limited IQ
start shooting at someone like you.
Guns etc.
They're here to start the flight
look in your sights what do you see?
Is it the innocence you call the enemy
or is it a sad reflection on your capacity to deal with your
fucked up inbred violent tendecies.
18. You Can't Move Into My House
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